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• What happens when you burn baby's face off?
  It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.

• What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
  Art.

• What has 4 legs and one arm?
  A Doberman in a children's playground!

• What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
  A Freeloader.

• What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
  One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

• What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
  Nailing it to a dead puppy.

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