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• What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
  The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

• What's red and goes round and round?
  A baby in a garbage disposal.

• What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
  A baby with a punctured lung.

• What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
  Ripping them off again.

• Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
  I don't know why they didn't either.

• Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
  So you can tell which ones are still alive.

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