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• What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
  Stopping it with a shovel.

• Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
  Because he was dead!

• What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
  They're fun to ride until they die.

• What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
  A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

• What is better than a dead baby?
  The revoked child-support.

• What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
  You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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