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• What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
  A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

• What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
  You can't gargle gravel.

• What gets louder as it gets smaller?
  A baby in a trash compactor.

• What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
  Phil.

• What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
  One is legal to hit with an AX.

• What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
  A baby with a black eye!

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